School's back and I hate it already.

I'm at camp. Or at least I will be in 10 hours.

I'm going to miss all of you faggots.

Don't worry though, because a friend of mine will be depositing my points for me.

I'll be back in 2 weeks, if not then I probably ran into the forest in search of Tom Fulp.

Also, this is sparta, and you lost the game.

There is nothing to see here.

Move along. Get on now.

Go, now. Leave. You shall not pass.

Don't worry. Be happy.

Today is Free Slurpee day at 7-11.

I decided to post about it in the forums. I found the thread for it and posted. When I looked at my post, I noticed that it was my 711th post in the BBS.

What a coincidence.

Oh shit, 4th of July.

You know what time it is? Time to watch some fireworks and go to a carnival and eat until I'm throwing up rainbows.
I love the fireworks. The colors and all the loud noises.

The only problem is......THERE WON'T BE ANY CAKE!!!

What will my 4th of July be like without any celebratory cake. You can't go pimping without your daily recommended serving of cakes.

What to do NG?!

It was my birthday last week.

Once again I had to protect the last piece of cake!!

I don't know why, but I am!!!!

Life is amazing right now!

Except for the cake. There's only ONE PIECE LEFT!!!!